What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the man die? He was old.

Anthony sucks

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What is the difference?

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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