- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Stealth baseballs record

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

I'd like to make a withdraw

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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