- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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