- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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