- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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