- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

This is funny.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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