what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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sfdg

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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I LIKE TRAINS

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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