What did the man say to his doctor?

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Hello penis

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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