- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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