A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Vote this up

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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