If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

100 chefs walk into a bar

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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