America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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A Serbian Film

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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