tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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being sober in a bar fight

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Anti Joke

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