- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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