Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Penis

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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