- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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