Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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see ya

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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