- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Moral

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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