What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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