There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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