What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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