- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

I am very humble.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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