Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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