Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

womens rights

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do you call your mom? Mom

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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