- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??