- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

I'm HIV positive.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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