- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

guest what i love pancakes

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

women sports....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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