What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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