- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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