Sarah Palin

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Knock knock Shut up

Mitt Romney

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

George Bush.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Not a joke.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

whats polish and black a polish black person

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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