What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Jebron Lames.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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