- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

breasts

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

My love life

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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