- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Knock Knock Go Away

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

A black man has a job.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

i am and me is i

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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