- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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