- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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