- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

what's up? my penis.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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