Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Black...

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

My name is Jeff

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Yo Mama just died.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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