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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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