A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Like this joke, bitch.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Mahmy

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Your mom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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