- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A woman walks into a bar.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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