Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

poop

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

8=> >->-o

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Justin Bieber.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...