- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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