what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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