- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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