What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Rick Santorum 2012

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Katy Perry

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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