- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

i found waldo.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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