- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What's two plus two? Window

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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