- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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