Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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