- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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